We all know a picture’s worth a 1,000 words, but what about a greeting card? The perfect Valentine’s Day card can make or break your romantic moment. Finding the best card is serious business, people! That’s why we could easily spend an entire hour in the card aisle, searching for the sentences that convey the feelings we just can’t seem to string together on our own.

Sure, we love the sweet and gushy stuff, but ever notice how the best cards are always the ones with a bit more sass? It’s just how we like our love – with a side of well-timed sarcasm. Any of these options would be perfect for the more light-hearted love birds out there!

> More Than Wine
> With All My Butt
> You’re Hotter Than Brad Pitt
> Jay + Bey
> Tinder Lovers Card
> I Still Love You

We’re also smitten with these beautifully designed sentiments. They’re meaningful and sweet without being sacchrin. We’d gladly give or receive any of them – with a kiss of course.

> Faceted Heart
> I Love Your More Than 
> J’Adore Card

Did we mention that a bunch of these cute cards are available as e-cards- printable right from your computer? With the big V-day coming up this Saturday, they’re perfect for all you procrastinators {yes, we’re procrastinators too!}. We’re dying to know which words made you laugh most!

PS: If you need to give your honey some last-second gift hints CLICK HERE

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